It was time for the CEO of our family to get her "desk." She has been in this position since December 22, 2006 and it was time for her to upgrade her office furniture. She has already claimed the master bedroom while her secretary and mail-boy sleep in the hallway of her office building.
At one point during our daily share holders meeting (she is the sole share holder of the company) she leaned forward and grabbed the edge of the table and declared: "We are going to invest in a booster chair! The ROI of this purchase will be phenomenal, not to mention the options and dividends of a portable work station for myself.... I've considered high chairs, booster chairs, and infant feeding seats. The booster chair is the one for our company. Mrs. Secretary, please complete the order and make the mail-boy pick it up. That is all. Good-day."
And so we moved on with the request from our superior... Order the booster chair!
After the delivery of the "desk", our beloved CEO was sitting behind her newest investment within seconds. And what do you suppose was her first order from behind her corporate throne? "Take pictures of me because I'm cute!" ... Can't argue with the boss...
We did snap a couple of pictures to hang up on the company bulletin board before we cleaned up the packaging. As always, our CEO disapproved by sticking out her tongue at us:
Thanks, Lisa, for the hot tip. We are swimming in profits now!
