Monday, June 25, 2007

The Fight

It was with great anticipation that Anya met her cousin David for their boxing rematch a couple weeks ago. After a couple months of intense training and studying the first match, Anya thought she was ready for whatever David had to dish out. Many of you have read one side of the story. Now it is time to share Anya's side.

David mistook Anya's newest friendly gestures--grabbing and chewing on him--as the go ahead signal to begin the rematch. Or perhaps he had fears if he didn't stop her, this match would go down in history as Bite Fight #2 starring Anya "Mike Tyson" Salmon. So before Sue Ann could stop him--well, take a look for yourself . . .
Biff! Bam! Kapow! (*)
A few days later, after Anya's bruise had healed and her concussion subsided, David made it up to a hesitant and fearful Anya, by holding her hand and telling her he was sorry.


*If you are bored at work or somewhere else, this website presents the number of times the various "fight" words were used in all the fight scenes of the Batman TV series... This may, or may not, mean anything to you... but it is a true gem... (This was John's part.)