Anya to me: "Mom, can you make Austria a rainbow shirt?"
Me: "I've actually never made a shirt."
Anya: "You've made pants, I think you can handle it."
At dinner John said something about being a doctor now, Anya picked up on it and said, "WHAT??? YOU are a DOCTOR???" (she was shocked and surprised, she was thinking medical doctor)
John: "Yes, a doctor of philosophy."
Anya, totally unimpressed now, "What is philosophy?"
Me: "He is a doctor of aerospace."
Anya, becoming even more unimpressed, "What is that?"
John: "I know about things that fly."
Anya, almost upset, "Like birds and butterflies?!?!"
